Danger Touch is a game to be played between two people with picture phones. You can live in the same city or states apart. No matter.

The object of the game is to touch as many motorcycles as possible and documenting your dangerous actions with your phone while following the below rules:

The Official Rules of Danger Touch

1. One point is awarded per motorcycle touched and photographed.

2. Vehicle must be a true-blue motorcycle.

• No mopeds, scooters, motorbikes, or anything else that might have two wheels or make a kick ass noise.

• Any representation of a motorcycle - toys, paintings, signs, earrings, tattoos, etc. - are not eligible.

3. Your hand must be physically touching the motorcycle.

• None of this Claire-hovering-hand bullshit.

4. Picture can only be taken by the player, and must be taken with his or her own cell phone.

5. All pictures must be taken in the daytime to enhance the danger of being seen.

6. The motorcycle must be that of a stranger's.

• The motorcycles of acquaintances do not count.

• You may not tell a motorcycle operator about Danger Touch, and you may not ask to take a picture of his or her motorcycle.

• You may not enter a romantic relationship with a motorcycle operator or maintainer throughout the duration of the game.

7. The motorcycle being dangerously touched does not have to be unmanned.

• Five points are awarded if the motorcycle has a person sitting on it.

8. If one comes across a gaggle of parked motorcycles, then only one is eligible for touching.

• All motorcycles must be at least twenty-one-and-a-half yards away from each other to be eligible.

9. Police motorcycles count as ten points.

• Police horses do not count, but it's always nice to pet them because they like it.

10. If a helmet is present, then your hand must be photographed touching the helmet.

11. The Danger Touch must be actively recognized and approved by the other player.

12. You must wash the danger off your hands before shaking hands with anyone, or before touching your face.

Please direct all Danger Touch questions to Greg or Claire throughout the season. Happy Hunting!

And remember, "If it's not a motorcycle, then it's not a Danger Touch."